Why Your Team Sucks 2018: Atlanta Falcons

Some people are fans of the Atlanta Falcons. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Atlanta Falcons. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Atlanta Falcons. Your 2017 record: 10-6. Did I say 10-6? Interesting, because that was also the lead the Falcons held over Philly before blowing it in the divisional round. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS. You people let Nick Foles happen. You could have snuffed out this insanity before it even started and you fucking failed. NEVER TRUST A FALCON TO DO A MAN’S JOB. Their last play against the Eagles was foiled because the Eagles defense knew the call in advance and yelled it out at the damn line of scrimmage: “It was right hash. That’s a lot of teams’ tendencies f…

The Best Goals Of 2015

2015 was a year of muchos golazos here, with outstanding goals being scored at the Women’s World Cup, Champions League, Euro 2016 qualifiers, domestic play, and more. These are some of our favorites: To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected] ( PGP key) or find him on Twitter @bubbaprog. …

Joe Flacco's Wife Thinks He Needs To Try Harder At Wide Receiver

The Ravens have occasionally thrown two-quarterback looks at opponents this season, with both Lamar Jackson and Joe Flacco on the field at the same time. When Flacco has to split out wide, he does so with all the enthusiasm of a child forced to dress up for church. This is only a little better than Mark Sanchez’s incredible false start, but yeah, Joe’s not contributing at all to the play. That’s fine, since he can’t pick up an injury by just standing, but Flacco’s wife Dana thinks he should at least look like a pass-catching threat. From Jamison Hensley of ESPN: “My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too …

Deadspin Hall of Fame 2011: Last Chance To Submit Your Nominations

The year is coming to a close, and as such it's time for the Deadspin Hall of Fame. We'll be presenting our roster of nominees starting tomorrow, with the candidates deserving of induction to be unveiled next week. In years past, the Hall of Fame announcement has coincided with our end-of-the-year SHOTY competition. Going forward, we've decided to dispense with the SHOTY. Just because. We requested your suggestions for possible Hall of Fame worthies back in September. While our tireless Hall of Fame committee has compiled a list of the five we think we're going to put forth for your consideration, we'd like to give you one last opportunity to offer up someone else we might have missed. Just leave your choices in the comments, and be sure to check back tomorrow…

Ronald Acuna's Lack of Hustle Has His Braves Teammates Really Ticked Off

data-mm-id=”_nlyt9q5bd”>Ronald Acuna is one of the most exciting young players in baseball and he showed that during Game 1 of the National League Division Series. Acuna was incredible, but managed to tick off his Atlanta Braves teammates while also displaying his prodigious talent. The Braves lost to to the St. Louis Cardinals 7-6 Thursday night, but Acuna went 3-for-4 with a double, a home run and two RBI. He also made an egregious mistake by not running out of the box on a long fly ball and wound up with a single.Check it out:Ronald Acuña Jr. gets caught watching the ball again. pic.twitter.com/nuXK6J9e5D— handlit33 (@handlit33) October 3, 2019 After the game Acuna's teammates were not happy with him and they were vocal about it. A collection of their responses are below.Fre…

Enjoy This Warriors-Less Postseason Because Golden State Will Be Fully Operational Very Soon

data-mm-id=”_4gacoy5cl”>The Golden State Warriors will not be participating in the playoffs this season. It will be the first time since 2012 that the Warriors will not make the postseason. It will be the first time since 2015 that a team besides the Warriors will win the Western Conference. Enjoy it. Because next season the status quo returns. You know that John Wick scene where he says he's thinking he's back and then he kills everyone? The basketball version of that is about to happen. Stephen Curry will return some time next month after breaking his hand in October. He's had the season off and he's about to get a month's worth of exhibition games to return to form. Draft spot be damned. Ratings be saved. Steve Kerr on the idea of holding out a healthy Steph…

3 Veteran Quarterbacks Who Could Supplant Mitch Trubisky as Bears Starting QB

data-mm-id=”_dbna3c8j9″>Mitch Trubisky seemed to regress in year three, throwing seven fewer touchdowns and nearly 100 fewer yards than his sophomore season. More than that, he looked lost on the field at times, missing wide open receivers and making questionable decisions when his team needed him to play his best. Following that kind of disappointment, reports emerged that the Bears plan on upgrading their backup QB position in an effort to challenge Trubisky, who they already named the starting QB heading into the season. With that in mind, here are three vets who could come in and beat Trubisky for the Bears starting QB job. 1. Andy Dalton Andy Dalton Bears. / Andy Lyons/Getty ImagesLike Trubisky, Dalton struggled last year, throwing for 14 interceptions. However, unlike Trubisky, …

Jayson Tatum Didn't Want to Be Drafted By the Celtics

data-mm-id=”_pu88ojoe1″>The Boston Celtics trading down in the 2017 NBA Draft to select Jayson Tatum will go down as one of the best draft-day trades in history, and only looks better as the years go on and Tatum's star profile rises. However, if it were up to Tatum, things would not have happened that way at all. Tatum appeared on the popular All The Smoke podcast with Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson to shoot the bull about quarantine and basketball. He told the players-turned-podcast-hosts that he didn't want to be drafted by the Celtics, hoping to end up in Phoneix instead. Tatum had been wooed by then-Suns coach Earl Watson, and felt like that was the right landing spot for him before the draft. Then Danny Ainge called (starting at the 24:00 mark): "I remember, I get…

แฟนเกมรีเมค Castlevania ในเวอร์ชัน Commodore Amiga

ย้อนกลับไปในยุครุ่งเรืองของ Konami ก็ต้องบอกเลยว่าทำเกมอะไรออกมาก็เป็นที่รู้จักกันแทบทุกเกมเลยครับ โดยเฉพาะเกมแถวหน้าอย่าง Castlevania ที่มีทั้งแนวผจญภัยสองมิติและสามมิติให้เลือกเล่น แต่ภาคที่คลาสสิกที่สุดก็ต้องเป็นเกมภาคแรกสุดที่บอกเล่าเรื่องราวของตระกูลนักปราบผีพร้อมเกมเพลย์ฟาดแ…

New York Knicks Tank Their Approval Rating With Players Even More After Weak Statement

data-mm-id=”_vq96tuuop”>Life as a fan of the New York Knicks is a constant struggle. The dawn of each day brings some kind of public disaster or meltdown for the franchise. It's been this way for so long I doubt any Knicks fans even remembers what it's like to be happy about the state of their team. The most recent issue to have popped up was the extraordinarily weak statement put out by James Dolan yesterday, which was a day late and a dollar short anyway. Max Kellerman ripped Dolan and the Knicks, saying a grade-school kid could have written that in five minutes. Brian Windhorst went on First Take today and told the crew that the fallout has extended far beyond public bashing in the media. "The Knicks … approval rating amongst players is so low right now, it's d…